Looking for a Bra
I am going to make a generalization about men. I might be wrong, but I really don’t think that I am. Men are obsessed with boobs. Many times when I walk around a store or the mall a man will pass by me and stare at my boobs. I have no idea why they have this obsession? Maybe it is because they don’t have them. Most people are curious about the things they don’t possess. I wonder what it would be like to have a Mercedes. This doesn’t mean that every time one goes by me I’m going to stare as it passes. There must be something genetic given to men at birth that means they will have a fascination with boobs. I have heard that men are either a boob guy, a butt guy or a leg guy. I’m just going on what I have heard because I’m not a man nor do I pretend to be one. I like to pee sitting down. One could even make the assumption that being attracted to boobs is perfectly healthy. After all isn’t that how God created a man? A lot of companies depend on this fact when they advertise products. Beer commercials in particular rely on a woman’s boobs to sell their products. There is no denying men love boobs!
My male cat Jeb is no different. Well, he is not obsessed with boobs. He is obsessed with bras. He loves them! There could be a pile of clothes on the floor and he will go straight for the bra. I have had to hide my bras many times. He will roll around on it and chew on it. He has even found a way to put a bra on. He doesn’t wear it like a person and put the snaps together. He is still a cat after all. He just gets it on his back. I posted a picture above of Jeb playing with a bra. I don’t fully understand his obsession. I just realize that whether it is a male cat or just a man that they are all basically the same!
