Looking for a Real Housewife
So the season finale of the Real Housewives of New Jersey was on tonight. I think that it is funny they are called the real housewives. I have yet to see one of them really take a real interest in their children or spouse. It seems that all they really care about is shopping and plastic surgery. I realize I am the one watching this garbage. I did not watch every show, not that it makes me look any better. I already feel ridiculous for not only watching, but loving the Real Housewives of New York City. There is just something about Jill and Bethany. They really crack me up. I have always had a soft spot for New Yorkers! Then if they are Jewish or Italian forget about it! I love Italian and Jewish people from New York City, I do not know why? I just really want to hang out with them and have them make me manicotti or matzo ball soup. I could eat Italian food every night and be ecstatic!
Anyway back to the fake housewives. Bravo the ones responsible for creating the show should have just stopped at the Real Housewives of New York City. Really they should have only made the New York one. I do not like the first one that was created the Real Housewives of Orange County either. With the Orange County Housewives it is like a car crash for me I just cannot look away. It has this bizarre mind control hold over me. I am worried I am two steps from bleaching my hair and getting implants. Although I would not need them I’ve got DD here. Ha ha ladies you may be rich, but mine are real! After the New York one they made one in Atlanta. Enough already what is next the Real Housewives of Washington D.C.? They could have all the politician’s wives. We could see what really happens with all of our tax dollars. As if we need to see what we already know. I am sure they are not stopping after New Jersey. They just keep um coming!
I am so glad the finale was on tonight. I will not have to be subjected to any more previews for upcoming episodes. Tonight on the season finale there was a huge blow out. Isn’t there always on a season finale, I mean what a coincidence! Friends fight with friends and family are fighting with family. To top it off they were in a public restaurant and their kids were at the next table. Well one mother saw what was coming and told someone to take her kids outside. It was dark out already. At least they got to play in traffic and stay up past their bed times. My mom always taught me to be on my best behavior when we were eating out. Maybe if these women (more like children) focused that same energy on raising their family they would be like the Cleavers from Leave it to Beaver. I know Real Housewives is probably scripted. Scripted reality shows are an entirely different topic though. I am addicted to television it truly is my vise. I am hooked on the junk I guess that is why they call it a television junkie. Some manicotti sure is sounding good right about now!
Tags: children, housewife, New York City, plastic surgery, reality tv, television
