For the last month I have been wanting some plain lo mein.  I don't usually want Chinese food.  I mean it's okay but an hour later I am usually hungry again.  Tonight I finally give into my craving and for $2.20 I get a pint of plain lo mein.  When I get home I am surprised to find a fortune cookie.  I know that Chinese food usually comes with a fortune cookie.  I guess I was thinking that since I got such a small order I had given up my right to a cookie.  As I am eating I was thinking about the fortune inside my cookie.  I was hoping it would be a really good one.  I really needed something positive.  My life is usually like Murphy's Law, "if anything can go wrong, it will."  I think these cookies are fun and I don't really think the fortunes are going to really influence my life.  Although one can hope.  Has anyone even won the lottery using those numbers on the back? I finish eating and I pick up my fortune cookie.  I crack it open to get my fortune.  I look inside and think to myself this is so typical in regards to my fortune.  There is no little paper in there.  I look around thinking that maybe it fell out and I didn't notice.  Nope no fortune around.  The cookie has no fortune!  What does this even mean?  I think someone just fell asleep on the job of stuffing the fortune in the cookies that day.

Tags: Chinese food, fortune cookies

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