Looking for a New Word

I do not know if anyone else has words that annoy them.  It is not necessarily the word or the meaning of the word that gets me.  It is the way the word sounds when it is said.  For me there are quite a few words that whenever I hear them I just shrivel inside.  Words like bloating, milk, crest, sconce, scone, levity, colcannon.  There are also words that when used in combination with other words just irk me to no end.  Such as bed bound or doughnut hole.

I am sure there are several more words or word combinations that annoy me.  This is just what I came up with off the top of my head.  If only some words had more synonyms.  I could just use the related word instead.  I realize I am being silly, but it is just one of my many quirks.  Maybe I could come up with some less annoying words as a replacement.

posted on: 05/12/2010 Comments Off

Looking for Lasagna Rolls on Mother’s Day

Lasagna Rolls are a delicious and simple dish to make.  I make it for my wonderful mom on Mother’s Day.  It also beats waiting for hours to get into a fancy Italian restaurant.  Plus, you cannot get something this good and pretty in a restaurant.

LASAGNA ROLLS

Ingredients:

Bechamel Sauce:

2 tablespoons unsalted butter

4 teaspoons all-purpose flour

1 1/4 cups whole milk

1 tsp. nutmeg

1 tsp. cinnamon

salt and pepper to taste

Lasagna Rolls:

12 uncooked lasagna noodles

15 oz. ricotta

1 cup plus 4 tablespoons grated Romano

1 cup shredded mozzarella

1 egg (beaten)

3/4 teaspoon salt, plus a few pinches to salt boiling water

1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

2 tablespoons olive oil

2 cups of your favorite marinara sauce

Directions:

Fill a large pot with water and wait for it to boil.  While waiting for water to boil make bechamel sauce.  Melt the butter in a heavy medium saucepan over medium-low heat.  Add the flour and whisk until flour is dissolved in the butter.  Whisk in the milk.  Increase the heat to medium.  Whisk the sauce until it comes to a simmer and is thick and smooth, about 3 minutes.  Whisk the salt, pepper, cinnamon and nutmeg into the bechamel sauce.  Pour into the bottom of a 13×9 in. baking dish.  Make sure the sauce covers the bottom of the dish.

Preheat oven to 450 degrees.

Add a olive oil and salt to the pot of boiling water.  Boil the noodles until al dente.  Drain.  Arrange the noodles in a single layer on a baking sheet to prevent them from sticking.

While the lasagna noodles are boiling, mix the ricotta, 1 cup Romano, egg, salt, and pepper in a medium bowl.  Set aside.

Lay out 4 lasagna noodles on a work surface, then spread about 3 tablespoons of ricotta mixture evenly over each noodle.  Starting at 1 end, roll each noodle like a jelly roll.  Lay the lasagna rolls seam side down, without touching, on top of the bechamel sauce in the dish.  Repeat with the remaining noodles and ricotta mixture.

Spoon marinara over rolls and sprinkle with remaining Romano and mozzarella cheeses.

Cover tightly with foil.  Bake until heated through and the sauce bubbles, about 20 minutes.  Uncover and bake until the cheese on top becomes golden, about 15 minutes longer.  Let stand for about 10 minutes.

posted on: 05/07/2010 Comments Off

Looking for a Blog

I thought it would be appropriate to write about blogs since I have not written one in quite awhile.  My mom will be so pleased.  There is more to writing a blog than most people realize.   So, I am going to give a few pointers to people who would like to start blogging.  Or as I like to call it “a learn from my mistakes list.”

1.  To have a successful blog it needs to be updated frequently.  There are several reasons someone might not update their blog as much as they should.  My reason is because I do not know how to condense my thoughts.  Long blogs are okay, but can be difficult to always write everyday.   This leads me to my second point.

2.  I blame a college English professor for my inability to write short blogs.  She taught us that writing should be descriptive.  I took this lesson to a new extreme.  However, the goal is to have the reader feel like they are taking the journey with the writer.  Which is a good idea, but not being able to condense my thoughts can be quite overwhelming at times.  Some writers can be too descriptive.  They describe something so much it gets ridiculous and makes the reader zone out from boredom.  I do not need to know every speckle of color on a person’s dog or every detail about the weather when a person was walking through a park.  On the other extreme a writer can also lack description altogether.  Which can make the reader confused and wondering what the writer is even talking about.  Basically there is a fine balance.

3.  Pick a topic that you are passionate about or something that interests you.  It is your blog so that gives you the freedom to write about what you want to write about.  If you pick a topic that is boring to you, your reader could pick up on that and be bored themselves.  The topic does not need to be exciting, just exciting to you.  You might be interesting in lemurs, but other people could careless about them (even though they are quite adorable).   Since you are passionate about lemurs it will come through in your blog.  Which could in turn make the readers find your blog interesting and informative.

4.  Learning to use spell check is important.  People have a hard time reading a blog with spelling and grammatical errors.  Also, just because the writer might understand their own slang, does not mean their readers will.  Slang is a tricky thing.   There are a lot of different slang words and phrases that some people will understand, but depending on the age or geographical location some people may be left really confused.  Then there are acronyms.  Lots of people know OMG,  but there are acronyms that people do not know.  Unless the blog is geared towards readers under 18 try to limit slang and acronyms.

5.  Proof reading is a must.  I am an obsessive proof reader and I still find mistakes later.  After writing a blog it is good to take a break and come back to it later.  It might even help to print the blog out.  It is sometimes easier to catch mistakes on paper.  Our eyes get tired staring at the computer screen for long periods of time.  I have even had friends look over my writing to edit what I might miss.  Do not rush the proof reading process.  It is better  to have an error free blog than a complete disaster.  Someone could be an expert on the topic they are writing about.  However, if they have a lot of mistakes in their writing the reader might not take them seriously.

6.  People love pictures.  Like the saying “a picture is worth a thousand words.”  A lot of people are very visual.  So throw in some pictures or videos on the blog occasionally.

7.  Use a font and a font size that is easy on a person’s eyes.   People spend large amounts of time staring at a computer screen.  We are a digital society.  The last thing a person wants to do is read a blog that is going to hurt their eyes.  Also, choose fonts that are slightly different from the common fonts people use on a daily basis in a working environment.  A person might not want to read a blog with fonts and colors that reminds them of work.

8.  Less is more.  I’m talking about a blog that has way too many colors and is too busy.  After all it is a blog not a circus.  Some whimsical is good, but too much can be distracting.  Yes it is your blog, but it has to be designed with the reader in mind.  A reader can get so distracted by everything going on that they might fail to get the point of your blog.  Plus it can look immature, like a teenagers room with tons of music and movie posters.  The saying a person should take off one thing before they leave the house also applies to blogs.  A good idea is to look at some of the most successful blogs and see what they do.  The majority of blogs are clean and simple.  Not crazy and sparkly.  Remember Myspace may have been popular in the beginning, but Facebook quickly took over.  Facebook’s aesthetic is a lot more clean and simple or more mature.  People started to feel like Myspace was more for kids.  Facebook not only appeals to younger people, but older people as well.  There is a reason they are the best social networking website and why almost everyone including my dad has a Facebook page.

9.  Finally just keep writing.  The more a blogger writes the better they will become.  Well this is true of most people.  As the saying goes “practice makes perfect.”  As for me maybe it will help me to condense my thoughts.  Remember nothing is permanent.  Everything on a blog is changeable.  Do not be afraid of failure.  Just because one person does not like the content does not mean that no one will like the content or blog.  There is an audience and niche for everyone.

Bottom line just because someone has a lot to say does not mean they know how to write and get their point across.  However, a blogger does not need to be an English teacher.  Just knowing the basics of writing will get someone a long way.  Finally, remember every blogger makes mistakes!

posted on: 05/07/2010 Comments Off

Looking for a Bunny

I noticed one of the neighborhood cats running down the sidewalk with something wiggling around in her mouth.  I think the cat is a her anyway.  I’m not really sure because she is so fluffy that it is really hard to tell.  We found out her real name is Puss Puss, but before that we called her Big Red.  She is a long haired orange cat.  We love kitties but Big Red is challenged in the looks department.  Since I am from the south this is where I should say she is so ugly “bless her heart”.   She always runs to our house because I will sometimes give her a treat.  Aside from being “not so cute” she is also quite pushy.  When we first moved in I opened the door to go outside and she  ran inside the house.  I asked her if she was confused.  I told her that she didn’t live here.  A few of my cats were not so happy about the intrusion and encouraged her to go back outside.  I feel bad for her because her family doesn’t apparently take good care of her.  This is why I will sometimes give her a treat when I see her.  All of our kitties are strictly indoor kitties and they are extremely spoiled!

Back to Big Red/Puss Puss running down the street with something in her mouth.  As she was running I heard this awful squeaking coming from what ever was in her mouth.  I thought oh no she caught a bird.  I run down the street without shoes just my socks.  I get closer to Puss Puss and notice it is not a bird but something fuzzy.  I catch her and see what is in her mouth.  It was a tiny little baby bunny.  I open her mouth and release the bunny.  The baby bunny is so scared that he runs into the sidewalk and Puss Puss gets away from me and catches the bunny again.  I catch Puss Puss again and get the bunny out of her mouth.  The baby bunny was still alive, but also very scared.  The bunny was so tiny he fit in the palm of my hand and was so still from fear.  Before now I had never seen a bunny so tiny.  I take the baby bunny and decide to go to my house and wait until Puss Puss disappears.  I thought it would be best to release the bunny after I no longer saw Puss Puss. 

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After a few minutes I open the front door with the bunny and look around.  Suddenly from behind the bushes across the street I see Puss Puss jump out and start running towards me.  I forgot (even though I have four kitties) that kitties are extremely patient in hiding and waiting for their prey.  I go back inside and put the baby bunny in a shoe book.  I decided to wait awhile until Puss Puss was really gone and not just hiding behind a bush.  Even though kitties are patient they also have ADD.  They can get easily distracted sometimes when something more interesting comes along.

After some time passed I looked outside and saw a big adult bunny across the street making a weird noise.  I began to wonder if she was the mama bunny calling for her baby.  Until that day when I  heard the baby bunny crying from the cat’s mouth and the mama crying for her baby I had never heard a bunny make noises.  After hearing and seeing the mama bunny, I run and get the baby bunny.  I followed the mama bunny to some bushes and release the baby to her and together they both went further into the bush.  I was so glad they were reunited.  It would have made me so sad to see the mama bunny looking and calling for her baby when her baby was captured by a cat.  I love kitties, but I don’t like them catching cute little tiny baby bunnies.  Another good reason we keep our kitties indoors.  I don’t want to think about my kitties eating something so cute and little.

This whole ordeal happened sometime this summer.  Before this happened with the bunny I rarely saw bunnies around my house.  I have a garden in the summer and I would think that would be a bunny’s buffet.  More bunnies started to come around, but not one of them touched my garden.  I think the bunnies leave my garden alone because I rescued that baby bunny.  I have a deal with the bunnies.  However, I don’t know how long the deal will  last.  But, now every night we look outside there is a bunny in the backyard.  I wonder if they are watching over the house or saying thank you.  I don’t usually believe in unusual things.  But, I cannot help but wonder why the bunnies are suddenly here when they were never here before.  It also seems really coincidental that they are here now after I rescued that baby bunny.  Chrissy on the other hand is a little more realistic.  She thinks they come to eat the compost.

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posted on: 12/16/2009 Comments Off